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Gypsy In The Morning: Django Reinhardt Alarm Clock

January 24, 2012

Continuing with our Birthday Clock series: a belated January 23rd HB to gypsy jazz guitar legend Django Reinhardt (1910-1953). His large, heavy-lidded eyes reminded
me of the two bells on top of vintage alarm clocks.January 23rd birthday caricature and clock for Django Reinhardt, famous gypsy jazz guitarist who invented new technique to compensate for two fingers being burned in a fire

He was born into a gypsy family in Belgium, hence his natural association with “gypsy music.” He discovered jazz around the age of 20. With violinist Stéphane Grappelli, he founded the Hot Club of France Quintet in 1934. It was a jazz band with an unusual configuration: stringed instruments only. The line-up varied over time, but Reinhardt was the central focus and kept the band active until 1948.

Artists of any stripe– or any striver, really– could find no better role model than Django Reinhardt. Why? He was badly burned at age 18. The third and fourth fingers of his left hand were left partially paralyzed. Out of necessity, he invented an entirely new jazz guitar technique: he played all his solos with just two fingers, using his injured fingers only for chording. He not only faced his handicap, he used it to achieve new heights of artistry.

Here’s a larger detail image of the Django Alarm Clock. Scroll down to listen to one of his most famous compositions.

detail of January 23rd birthday caricature and clock for Django Reinhardt, famous gypsy jazz guitarist who invented new technique to compensate for two fingers being burned in a fire

You can find archival film footage of Django on YouTube, but it’s rather grainy and the sound quality is poor. Instead, I’m embedding a slideshow set to a pristine 1953 recording of Nuages (“Clouds”), perhaps his most famous composition. If you’ve never heard any Django Reinhardt, you’re in for a treat. I think you’ll enjoy the images, too– including some additional caricatures.blank vertical space, 24 pixels high

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What do you think? Ever heard of Django Reinhardt? Do you think he makes a good alarm clock? Hope you’ll leave a comment.

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Pennies From Heaven: Attack Of The Tweety Boids

January 20, 2012

Time for more courtroom humor. I illustrate a monthly humor feature called Strange Suits for Inside Counsel Magazine. They send me four cases, I sketch out an idea for each, they pick the one they like best.

Here’s the latest winner. The case involved a company that’s suing an ex-employee for taking 17,000 of the company’s Twitter followers with him when he left. Definitely a messy situation.

Scroll down to see the rough sketches for the cases that weren’t selected.

courtroom scene involving case where defendant accused of stealing company Twitter followers and birds flying and tweeting everywhere and pooping on judge, lawyer, and jury

This case involved a woman and her son who are suing Walmart. They claim they tried to return a television set and were attacked by store security guards.courtroom scene for case where mother and son suing Walmart for security guards attacking them when they tried to return a tv

French fashion house Louis Vuitton is suing Warner Brothers over the film The Hangover, Part II. Vuitton claims the movie features counterfeit versions of its luggage which could cause “consumer confusion.”courtroom scene involving case where Louis Vuitton suing Warner Brothers for including its brand-name luggage in a movie about drunks with hangovers

Lady Gaga is being sued by a former personal assistant who claims Gaga owes her for periods when the assistant was “figuratively, if not literally,” always at Lady G’s side.courtroom scene for case where Lady Gaga sued by former personal assistant and she's singing in court and judge, lawyer, and jury all stuffing cotton in their ears

And here’s the rough sketch for the Tweety Birds case:courtroom scene involving case where defendant accused of stealing company Twitter followers and birds flying and tweeting everywhere and pooping on judge, lawyer, and jury

What do you think? Will social media be featured in more and more court cases? Have “frivolous” and “lawsuit” become synonymous? Hope you’ll leave a comment.

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And For Her Birthday, Lola Wants… A Leg Lamp??

January 13, 2012

Second in a series of clock motif birthday tributes: this one to legendary Broadway dancer Gwen Verdon (1925-2000), who won four Tony awards and is best remembered for her role as The Devil’s seductive assistant Lola in the musical Damn Yankees. Dancer, legs, leg lamp… well, it seemed a good idea when I did the rough sketch… : )January 25th birthday tribute to Broadway dancer Gwen Verdon showing clock embedded in Christmas Story leg lamp and Verdon in her role as Lola in the musical Damn Yankees, with Robert Stack as Eliot Ness in background

Hey, who’s that peekin’ out from behind the lamp? Why, it’s Robert Stack (1919-2003), best remembered for his portrayal of Prohibition-era federal gangbuster Eliot Ness in TV’s The Untouchables. He, too, was born on January 13th.

Here’s a larger detail image. Scroll down for a video clip of Gwen Verdon singing Whatever Lola Wants, from the movie version of Damn Yankees, co-starring Tab Hunter.detail image for January 25th birthday tribute to Broadway dancer Gwen Verdon showing clock embedded in Christmas Story leg lamp and Verdon in her role as Lola in the musical Damn Yankees, with Robert Stack as Eliot Ness in background

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What do you think? Would Lola have wanted a leg lamp for her birthday? Would Eliot Ness have been tough enough to resist her charms?? Hope you’ll leave a comment.

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