The Dinosaurs Were Irish?? Sure’n You Jest!!

“I’ve been thinkin’ about dinosaurs,” said O’Reilly.![]()
“Oh, really,” said O’Toole. “Are ye referring to newspapers, landlines, Facebook, me old Chevy Malibu?? Sure’n you’ll hafta be more precise.”![]()
“Faith, I mean th’ fearsome beasts that roamed the earth before God made leprechauns,” said O’Reilly. “One day they all got caught in a meteor shower and were gone quicker’n Kamala Harris, poor lads.”![]()
“Ah, to be sure, there’s a time for stayin’ indoors,” said O’Toole. “And don’t be callin’ me ‘Faith!’”![]()
“Well, I’m thinkin’ they were Irish,” said O’Reilly. “I’ve read Dinosaurs for Dummies and watched Jurassic Park fifty-seven times, and I’m sure of it.”![]()
“Ah, yer a ludder and an eejit and a cabbage and a plank!” scoffed O’Toole.![]()
“But the names, man!” said O’Reilly. “Think o’ th’ names!!”![]()
“What names??” asked O’Toole.![]()
“They were all O’Sauruses,” said O’Reilly. “Bront O’Saurus, Tyrann O’Saurus, Steg O’Saurus…”![]()
O’Toole slapped his forehead and said some words Saint Patrick would not approve of. “Remind me to be killin’ you later,” he added.![]()
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