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The Turkey Stuffs Himself

November 22, 2017

Twitter used to limit tweets to a maximum of 140 characters. Recently, it doubled that to 280 characters.

You can attach up to 4 images to a tweet. Images don’t add anything to the character count.

I thought it might be fun to try telling a story in 280 characters. A Thanksgiving story seemed appropriate. Here’s the tweet:

The Turkey walked into a restaurant.

He ordered a pound of butter; an onion, 5 stalks of celery, and 2 apples (chopped);
a bowl of chicken broth; and 3 pounds of toasted bread crumbs.

He believed in being proactive.

So he stuffed himself.

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Did he pop a few antacid tablets? We’ll never know– that would put me over the limit. 😊

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Did the story move you? Would it make a good movie? Please leave a comment.

You might also enjoy this story about The Turkey & The Street Musician.

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About Mark: I’m an illustrator specializing in humor, branding, social media, and content marketing. I create images that get content seen and shared.

You can view my portfolio, and connect with me on Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn.

Questions? Send me an email.

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