Buffalo Bill Explains the Benefits of Going Without

Bill was from Buffalo.![]()
Maybe that’s why they called him Buffalo Bill.![]()
He played football.![]()
Gets cold in Buffalo, snows a lot.![]()
You need a warm coat.![]()
Bill only had half a coat. His tail was always cold.![]()
Every year, Bill and his team played the Kansas City Chiefs for the championship.![]()
They always lost.![]()
They just lost again this year.![]()
Bill’s down about it, which is understandable, but at least he’s going home with more arrowheads for his collection.![]()
Somebody said, “Bill, you should sell them arrowheads. You could buy another half a coat for your tail, so it wouldn’t get cold.”![]()
Bill thought about it. He was tempted, but decided against it.![]()
“A cold tail’s a good thing,” he said. “Makes ya tough, makes ya mean, keeps ya motivated.”![]()
“OK, we lost the game,” he continued. “So what? We’ll be back again next year. And we’re gonna keep coming back till we win.”![]()
“Someday we’ll be champions,” said Bill. “And that’s worth freezing your tail off for.”![]()
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