Stinging Insects, Mustachioed Hens & The 12 Cokes Of Christmas
When does an illustrator get really excited?
When Coca-Cola Journey Editor Jay Moye sends him a Charles McNair essay to illustrate– that’s when.
It was called The 12 Cokes Of Christmas (& The Holidays), and I was grinning even before I started reading it.
Turns out the beautiful Frazier fir had a hidden insect nest. Then three mustachioed hens wearing berets showed up. There was a guy in a smelly reindeer suit, a sack of prunes for Aunt Plushbottom, and some Alabama carolers who insisted on singing Free Bird instead of White Christmas.
The tree winds up getting decorated for all the holidays (hearts, shamrocks, groundhogs). There’s also a cat eating turkey sandwiches and dill pickles. Um, I’ll explain those things hanging on the fireplace in a minute…![]()

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There’s trouble, of course, and the fire department is called. They’re rewarded with ice-cold Cokes, and rightly so…![]()

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On the 6th day, the story’s rowdy protagonists build a “Santa trap” in front of the fireplace. They build it out of mattress coils and brassieres, among other things, and a big sticky pool of maple syrup. They bait the trap with an ice-cold Coke and a can of sardines.
The funniest part is when, later on, they come home hungry, and fall into their own trap– hence, the call to the fire department. Someone also calls a taxi. The illustrator looked at the remaining space he had to work with, and decided to make it a toy taxi. Good call, illustrator.![]()

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My previous post dealt with Car-Freshener Corporation and its rather humorless, overprotective approach to its brand (those little pine tree car air fresheners).
By contrast, Coca-Cola isn’t afraid to have fun with its brand. By embracing humor, the company comes across as strong and confident. It’s an attractive image– and that’s a great advantage today, when brands are shaped by what people tweet and post and say about them on social media sites.
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Have you ever gone online and posted something good or bad about a company?
You want some Christmas mood music. Who do you go with: Lynyrd Skynyrd or Bing Crosby?
Have you ever seen a partridge in a pear tree? Did you call the fire department??
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