The Dinosaurs Were Irish?? Sure’n You Jest!!

“I’ve been thinkin’ about dinosaurs,” said O’Reilly.

“Oh, really,” said O’Toole. “Are ye referring to newspapers, landlines, Facebook, me old Chevy Malibu?? Sure’n you’ll hafta be more precise.”

“Faith, I mean th’ fearsome beasts that roamed the earth before God made leprechauns,” said O’Reilly. “One day they all got caught in a meteor shower and were gone quicker’n Kamala Harris, poor lads.”

“Ah, to be sure, there’s a time for stayin’ indoors,” said O’Toole. “And don’t be callin’ me ‘Faith!’”

“Well, I’m thinkin’ they were Irish,” said O’Reilly. “I’ve read Dinosaurs for Dummies and watched Jurassic Park fifty-seven times, and I’m sure of it.”

“Ah, yer a ludder and an eejit and a cabbage and a plank!” scoffed O’Toole.

“But the names, man!” said O’Reilly. “Think o’ th’ names!!”

“What names??” asked O’Toole.

“They were all O’Sauruses,” said O’Reilly. “Bront O’Saurus, Tyrann O’Saurus, Steg O’Saurus…”

O’Toole slapped his forehead and said some words Saint Patrick would not approve of. “Remind me to be killin’ you later,” he added.

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