Question for you: if you were a young American guy honeymooning in Italy, and someone asked you to stay and play for an Italian baseball team, what would you say?
One of my favorite writers, Charles McNair, said yes back in 1979. He wound up playing for the Verona Arsenal.
More than 35 years later, he wrote about it for Coca-Cola’s online magazine, in a post called A Third Baseman Of Verona. And thanks to yours truly, he wound up with his very own baseball trading card.
I learn a lot when I’m asked to illustrate content marketing posts. I knew baseball was played in Central and South America, and in Japan– but Italy? I had no idea.
I wasn’t surprised to learn that Italians drink Coca-Cola, but I was surprised to learn they drink it without ice.
Naturally you’re asking yourself: if his name is Charles McNair, why does his baseball card say Due McNain?
Mr. McNair explains:
I got my name in the newspaper, to the hilarity of my teammates, who read the story and convulsed over a mistranslation. Instead of Charles McNair, the reporter had somehow used my jersey number – 2, or due – and then misspelled my last name: Due McNain.
I became, then, Due McNain. When my teammates said it, they slapped one another with gloves and laughed until tears rolled down their cheeks.
Is Mr. McNair as handsome today as he looks in his card? Yup– see for yourself.
Editor Jay Moye was originally looking for just a header image. After reading about Mr. McNair’s teammates, I asked Jay if he’d be open to including some trading cards. I was delighted when he gave me the green light.
I didn’t have any photos of the players, just descriptions– in some cases, just a sentence or two. The cards needed to be horizontal. After scratching my head for awhile, I hit on the idea of including a front and back for each card in a single image. I came up with a design that used the colors in the Italian flag.
All I knew about Robbie the center field was that he had “wild blonde curls (that) escaped the edges of his baseball hat comically, like clown hair.” I made up the rest.
I laughed reading about Gianni, the shortstop:
(He) lived a dream life – a rich family, fashion magazine good looks, a stunning girlfriend. He’d swoop by some nights in a little Italian coupe and take us for bouncing, hysterical rides around mountain hairpins, Verona twinkling below like a fairy-tale world.
Once every game, shortstop Gianni took a grounder off his shin and collapsed in agony … real or Italian agony, hard to tell. (Remember – these people invented opera.) When Gianni went down, Luciana, his gorgeous goddess girlfriend, floated down from the stands in diaphanous white and swept across the diamond, sunlight streaming through her sheer silks, to collapse over her poor hurt warrior. She cradled Gianni’s wounded head. She cooed and stroked Gianni’s cheek. Once, she even wept for his hurts.
All I knew about Paco was that he had red hair and played second base. I’m afraid I padded his bio by giving him a rather messy (and wholly fictitious) habit.
Frederico? He was “the mild, bespectacled 18-year-old right-fielder (who) spoke excellent English, rode a Vespa, and, sadly, followed the Fascist party.”
Alain, our catcher, ran a ristorante in the hills – the baseball team rode up after games, and we feasted on homemade risotto made with mushrooms harvested that morning.
And how about that wild and crazy Poalo? He played left field and “cursed most profanely in Italian, every breath.”
Good content can take many forms. One of these is a funny story. And if you can drop your brand name along the way, that’s better still.
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