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There’s a legend that says animals can talk at midnight on Christmas Eve.

Which got me thinking about what they might be waiting to say… 😊

Happy New Year, dear readers!

A detail image of the suspenseful buildup:

A detail image of the excruciating payoff: 

Are there really any Two Cows Walk Into A Bar jokes?

I never considered the possibility until I was writing this post.

So I did some googling.

I found one.

It’s terrible.

See for yourself:

Two cows walk into a bar.

First cow says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

Second cow says, “Sure– so what?”

First cow says, “Aren’t you afraid you might catch it?”

Second cow says, “Why? I’m a duck.”

All together now: “Arrrgghhh!!”

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Were you familiar with that particular legend?

Ever heard animals talking? Besides parrots, I mean.

Have you made any New Year’s resolutions? Besides avoiding cow jokes, of course.

Hope you’ll leave a comment.

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