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Royal Baby Dept: Famous Illustrator’s Shocking Post-Birth Portrait

July 30, 2013

It’s hard to believe, but there was a quick-sketch artist in the delivery room when I was born. He was able to dash off this charming portrait.

Note the interesting birthmarks. It’s as if I were destined to become an illustrator… : )illustration showing newborn baby buttocks red and discolored with bandaid patch and LOSER stencil giving off bad smell with flies buzzing around

And here’s a post-hospital picture. It appears I wasn’t entirely satisfied with mother’s milk.

OK, I’m kidding. I was a lot better looking. Well, better looking.illustration showing nasty looking baby with punk dreadlocks hairdo, skull tattoo, spike collar, flexing muscles, drinking glass of beer, wearing badly soiled diaper, and standing in puddle

The above illustrations are actually from a graphic novel I’m working on.  Thought it might be fun to trot out a preview in the wake of all the royal baby news. I guess mine looks more like a royal pain.  : (

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Are you a “royal” fan? Did you follow the drama of the new royal baby, Prince George?

In your opinion: which of the above images shows my better side? Do you think I had
a better side??

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