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Hey, Bro’– Will You Accept the Charges??

April 16, 2025

Line drawing of two skeletons talking to each other on the phone. No known copyright. Part of the Internet Archive Book Image collection hosted on Flickr. URL: https://www.flickr.com/photos/internetarchivebookimages/14763488265

blank vertical space, 24 pixels highSomething a little different for me. A prose poem originally published in Black Coffee Poetry on Substack, as part of their Gothic Pact collection.

blank vertical space, 24 pixels highEven The Dead Need a Sympathetic Ear
What good is despair if you can’t share it?blank vertical space, 16 pixels highLife was pressing down on me
It’ll do that
Even when you’re dead
When you’re on a cruise ship
On the River Styx
Especially when Foghat’s
Playing Slow Rideblank vertical space, 16 pixels highThe dead have feelings, too
Ask anyone who’s been in a coffin
That’s slid down church steps
And T-boned a hearse
Dropped by a pallbearer
Who ate a donut
And forgot to wash his handsblank vertical space, 24 pixels high

(Who smirked and laughed about it later
May his greasy bones be charred in the fires of Gehenna)blank vertical space, 24 pixels high

I needed to talk
To someone who’d understand
Another rotting corpse who knew the oppressive weight
Of rocks and dirt
Whose heart
(Now reduced to gristle)
Was still in the right place
And (according to GPS)
Several cruise ships
Ahead of mineblank vertical space, 24 pixels high

I called him on my iPhone
I was buried with it, as was he with his
(All praise and honor to Mort Rigor and
His Deathly Grip)
We brooded and we stewed
In the same old rancid juice
It was almost
Like being
Aliveblank vertical space, 24 pixels high

He said his cruise ship
Had KC and the Sunshine Band
Death, it appears,
Is tough all overblank vertical space, 16 pixels high

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Maddie Cochere's avatar
    April 16, 2025 1:02 PM

    Yes, absolutely different! You put a big smile on my face knowing that this came out of your brain!

    Witty, humorous, dark, and a coffin t-boning a hearse. I quite like it! The post title is pretty great, too. 🙂

    Warm weather is (soon) upon us. Be sure to get out and get some sunshine on that always smiling face of yours, my dear Mark!

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    • Mark Armstrong's avatar
      April 18, 2025 7:42 AM

      Ah yes, my smiling face!!– no wonder it’s smiling after reading a comment like that!! Thanks so mucho, my dear Maddie! They wanted something “gothic,” and I think my brain must have extrapolated from “Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte,” and threw in some Egyptian mythology it picked up somewhere!!

      Warm weather, yes– I think it’s supposed to get up in the 60’s here in New Hampshire today– I may even see a dandelion!! Thanks as always for your very kind support, and I wish you a very happy and blessed Easter!! 🙏😊

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  2. marina kanavaki's avatar
    April 30, 2025 3:32 PM

    A ha ha ha haa…. exactly, Master Armstrong!

    🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨

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    • Mark Armstrong's avatar
      May 1, 2025 8:23 PM

      I’ve cancelled outta the Death Cruise!! No more waterskiing on the River Styx for me!!– that ambrosia is enough to bring anyone back from the dead!! 😵🍨🍨🍨😳😵‍💫😋💦🚀👍😅

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      • marina kanavaki's avatar
        May 3, 2025 2:35 PM

        Just in case…. here’s back up: 🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨

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